Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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