best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I looked at my own cervix.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
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hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
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Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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