Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
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I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
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You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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