Can Purell be used as lube?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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