i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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