I am puke
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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