Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
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He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
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I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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