planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
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Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
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That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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