Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
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