Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
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