She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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