I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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