Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
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He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
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I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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