Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
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I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
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Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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