So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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