We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
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They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
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I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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