what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
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You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
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You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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