sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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