I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
he thought i was a dude.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
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I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
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We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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