Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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