I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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