wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
