There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
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