butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
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