TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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