At least make sure they are 18
Why
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
MIDGETS
????
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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