i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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