i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
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I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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