Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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