when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
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Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
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Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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