help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
This can only be settled by a dance off.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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