"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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