It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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