dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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