wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
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Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
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somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Your shirt... Was in my pants
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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