David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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