My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
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2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
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I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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