I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
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Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
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I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
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Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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