Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
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Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
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Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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