I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
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you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
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Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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