dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
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In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
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I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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