11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
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Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
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please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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