I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
I look better un-naked...
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
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I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
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I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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