in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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