To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
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I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I just blew my weed a kiss
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
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I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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