He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
PS: I just woke up from my shower
The uberlube is also flammable
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
