Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
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So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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