Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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