Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
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Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
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I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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