just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
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You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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