Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
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Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
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Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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