dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
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I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
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TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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