so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Randomize
