Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
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Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
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I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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