if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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