Dual....:-)
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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